the story of the lazy boy..

Now... once upon a time... there lived this fat lazy boy.. no seriously.. he was one big fat of a lump of laziness.. anyways.. it all begin and the clock striked 1.15pm...

ZZZZzzzzz.z..... off he fell asleep... aww.. how cute they said.. as he snuggled up to a bolster that was not his.. and made himself comfortable.. on a bed.. that once again.. was not his...

"wake up and study! " she yelled...

"i'm tired.... i wanna sleep... let me sleep.. please..."

" oh goodness... 15 minutes... that's it!"

.............tick tock tick tock....................

~~ half and hour later.....

" hey.... come on.. it's time to get up... you have to study for your exam..."

"EEEmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmm" (he whines...)

" get up!! you have to study!"

"MMmmmmMMmmmggdugfjbfuigebxsncuigem..... five more minutes... just five more minutes..."

"oh goodness...."

.......................tick tock tick tock.....................................

"WAKE UUUUUUPPPPP!!! time to get up!!! it's been 45 minutes edi!!! get up up up!! "

"ok ok ok.. i'm awake.. i'm awake...." (eyes still close.. mouth murmuring....)

"open your eyes!!! wake up!!! "

"i'm awake.. i'm awake.. i'm just lying here.. just lying down.. i dont sleep this way.. i wont sleep... seriously..."

one... two... three.......
ladies and gentlement...
IT'S A KNOCKOUT!!!

"ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........................"

...........tick tock tick tock................

ONE AND A HALF FREAKING HOURS LATER>.....

"ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.................."

I present to you... a hopeless case... yes.. this a pathethic, dramatic, heart aching story.. of a boy.. that refused.. to wake up...

yes.... waking up.. it is indeed..hard to many.. some say it's dreadfull.. some say it can't be done... some say.. it's impossible...

and to this poor boy.... he suffered... so badly... he was tortured... and to the world that once knew him.. he was a donkey.. a man of minor intellegence and driving skill of a maniac... and now... just a lifeless piece of fats on a bed.. refusing to face the world with his open eyes again.. refusing to stand up.. or rather.. wake up!!!... and face the world again...

the poor little boy.... we mourn for him....