I love to do the DO

as stated in the header, i realized that when i start my day with DO, it's always better :)

you gotta buy this book.

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now. if you're down and sad.

read on. :)

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A man explained inflation to his wife,

"when we married you measured 36-24-26. Now you're 42-42-42.
There's more of you, but you're not worth as much"

-Joel Barnett

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HAHAHAHHAHAHA.

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i feel about airplanes the way i feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

-Jean Kerr

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The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs

-A. Toussenel

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One evening in October, when i was one-third sober,

and takin home a "load" with manly pride,

My poor feet began to stutter,

so i lay down by the gutter,

and a Pig came up and lay down by my side,

Then we sang "it's all fair weather when good fellows get together"

Till a lady passing by was heard to say;

"You can tell a man who 'boozes' by the company he chooses"

And the pig got up and slowly walked away......

-Benjamin Hapgood Burt

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A man may be a fool and not know it,

but not if he is married

-H.L. Mencken

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,

And i'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

-Robert Frost

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Golf is a good walk spoiled

-Mark Twain

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I hate to spread rumours but what else can one do with them?

-Amanda Lear

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Its no longer a question of staying healthy.

It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

-Jackie Mason

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Exercise.

If God wanted us to bend over,

he would've put diamonds on the floor

-Jennifer Paterson

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and lastly...

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Dont knock masturbation, it's sex with someone i love

-Woody Allen

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

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